Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Get an Exercise Buddy - Exercise With Your Pet
Stand for something or fall for anything.- Anonymous
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions. They are easier to handle than dumb mistakes.- Unknown
Have you heard about the new dog cross-breeds?
They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Peekasso, an abstract dog.
They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Spring-er, a dog fresh and clean.
They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't really matter.
They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.
They crossed a Kerry Blue Terrier with a Skye Terrier. The new breed is the Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.