Wednesday, January 23, 2013
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store
and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many
do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut
each one in four pieces."
The pharmacist was puzzled and said "That won't do
you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't
need them for sex anymore, as I'm over 80 years old.
I just want to make sure I'm out far enough so I don't
pee on my shoes".