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Monday's Mirth

Monday, January 21, 2013

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."

"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asks the patient.

To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"

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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/21/2013 8:50PM

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so BAD it's FUNNY !!!


Have a Terrific Tuesday !


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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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FCARMICH 1/21/2013 11:46AM

  groan! thanx for the laugh!

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SUNSETBREEZE05 1/21/2013 10:14AM

    Yeppers!

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JUDITHANNIE 1/21/2013 8:33AM

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TEDYBEAR2838 1/21/2013 8:21AM

    Way too Funny!

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YMWONG22 1/21/2013 7:18AM

  LOL ... I was like huh for a moment there, but I got it. Thanks. Snickers .... emoticon

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NANCYRUBIO 1/21/2013 7:04AM

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