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An *Almost* Naughty Joke =)

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."

"That’s odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one.

The vendor is pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter. Excitedly, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to un-wrap their ‘dogs’.

The mother superior begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part… did you get…?"
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THE_SHAKESHAFT 1/22/2013 11:11AM

    Oooooo cheeky!

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GAYLLYNNE 1/22/2013 6:54AM

    Oh no!! LOLOL...

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BESCATS 1/21/2013 9:23PM

    Very cute, and right on the edge !! Thanks for the laugh. emoticon

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INFLATED 1/21/2013 9:00PM

    I don't know if I would/could eat a hot dog, if I thought that.

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TWEETYKC00 1/21/2013 7:05PM

    good one! lol.

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LIVINGFREE19 1/21/2013 6:10PM

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BLITZEN40 1/20/2013 9:33PM

    Cute. emoticon

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SHERRYGAYL 1/20/2013 7:23PM

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OK, that one crossed that threshold of "bad" where I actually snickered!


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WALLAHALLA 1/20/2013 6:39PM

    heh heh heh

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LINOVER 1/20/2013 6:32PM

    Good one! emoticon

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PCOH051610 1/20/2013 4:54PM

    You made me giggle yet again! Thank you

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