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Children In Church


Sunday, January 20, 2013

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."

One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered, "It's Adam's suit."

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

Six-year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're the hushers."

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MISSDAISY23 1/24/2013 11:33AM

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INFLATED 1/21/2013 7:37PM

    LOL! These were hilarious!

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HELEN_BRU 1/20/2013 11:58PM

    Just adorable! Thanks

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ARTJAC 1/20/2013 10:45PM

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FLAME42 1/20/2013 7:52PM

    Maybe I should call for the "hushers" instead of giving the little ones a color book or fruit snacks.
Thanks for sharing, enjoyed the smiles.
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DIANNEMT 1/20/2013 7:16PM

    Wonderful to HAVE children in church!

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MOTHER-NATURE 1/20/2013 6:48PM

    I loved them all, thanks for sharing.

Hugs

Niki

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1CRAZYDOG 1/20/2013 6:17PM

    Too cute! We have hushers too! LOL

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AGRLNKY 1/20/2013 5:53PM

    Thank you for sharing!

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MNNICE 1/20/2013 5:14PM

    Very cute!

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123ELAINE456 1/20/2013 4:15PM

  Love the Ring Bear and Pray For Me. All of them are very Cute. God Bless You and Enjoy The Lord's Day. Take Care.

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MS.ELENI 1/20/2013 3:43PM

    I also like the "pray for me" emoticon

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SHERYLDS 1/20/2013 3:11PM

    luv the kid yelling ...pray for me.....


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HEALTHYMOM131 1/20/2013 2:10PM

    Loved these anecdotes!! Thanks for posting!

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