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You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...

Saturday, January 19, 2013

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened.

Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

Your dog has its own home page.

You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.

You get a new suit that says, "This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher."

The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.

Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MRSVK11 1/20/2013 1:56PM

    emoticon You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed...Yup done that emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 1/20/2013 10:46AM

    Too true!

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TOMSGIRL9 1/20/2013 10:26AM

    emoticon Where can I get that Capt. Kirk chair? LOL

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JUDITHANNIE 1/20/2013 7:52AM


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INCREDIBLYME 1/20/2013 3:24AM

    sadly this is too true today

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DALID414 1/20/2013 12:06AM


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1MYSTERY_LADY 1/20/2013 12:05AM


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DOVESEYES 1/20/2013 12:01AM

    Hey... my hubby and children all have at least one computer I'm living this, so to me's not funny just life. lol

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