Friday, January 18, 2013
What's the difference between a cow with a sore throat and an angry crowd?
One moos badly, the other boos madly.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why was Goliath astonished when David hit him with a stone?
Because such a thing had never entered his head before.
You're growing older when your back goes out more than you do.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who have no idea what has happened.