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The New Alphabet (more humor)

Friday, January 18, 2013

I received this via email yesterday. Again, it was accompanied by cute cartoon illustrations which I wish I knew how to share here (without too much rigamarole). Enjoy!

Just had to share this!!
The New Alphabet



New Alphabet :
Ais for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said,But let's be a bit more realistic instead.




Now The Alphabet:

A'sfor arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac?


D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for farting and fluid retention,
G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention.


H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!


P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.


S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.


W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!


I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!


HAVE A GREAT DAY !
And you all have a "Great Day"!

Have a great, healthy day!
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