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Friday, January 18, 2013

Zero to 200

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife told him, "Tomorrow, there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in under 10 seconds."

The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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SAMI199 1/24/2013 6:08AM

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CINDYWAGNER1 1/22/2013 9:42PM

    emoticon emoticon LOVE IT!! My birthday is on the 31st and I said to my husband DO NOT get any ideas...................We don't need a new scale.

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SAMMIESMOM13 1/18/2013 7:58PM

    I'd kill him, squash him like a bug! LOL. emoticon

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FRAN0426 1/18/2013 7:08PM

    Too cute, now he really needs to buy her something even nicer to get back into her good graces. Serves him right---hahahahhahaha

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MJ7DM33 1/18/2013 5:31PM

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MPLSKEN 1/18/2013 12:16PM

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L*I*T*A* 1/18/2013 11:26AM

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MSKRIS7 1/18/2013 10:13AM

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0309COOKIE 1/18/2013 9:29AM

    Lol.

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DESERTDREAMERS 1/18/2013 8:45AM

    And, the next day, she started the procedings t lose 250 pounds of ugly fat (him!)

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TXGRANDMA 1/18/2013 8:41AM

    Oh Oh!!! Somebody is going to get it, and it won't be pretty! emoticon

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RUSSELL1960 1/18/2013 8:26AM

    Oh, that's bad. I wonder what well deserved gift he's going to get for his birthday!

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HICKOK-HALEY 1/18/2013 4:04AM

    Oh, someone is in trouble lol

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KTACKEBE 1/18/2013 2:00AM

    Bwahahahaha! That was hilarious!!!!

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