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Satan Pays a Visit

Thursday, January 17, 2013

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church.

Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon, everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving....seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and fumed, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years!"
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GERMANIRISHGIRL 1/24/2013 1:15PM

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PICKIE98 1/18/2013 3:58PM

    that was my brother-in-law!!!!!!!!!!!

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IDLETYME 1/18/2013 3:00PM

    He and his sister are not the only ones around. I've met a few! emoticon

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    Needed that

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    I have know others of his relatives as well!

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 1/18/2013 7:47AM

    another good one. Thanks
Audra

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GAYLLYNNE 1/18/2013 7:01AM

    Hahahaha, hilarious!!

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    OMG, his wife must be terrible!!! LOL!!!! emoticon

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BARCLE 1/18/2013 12:51AM

    That was funny!! :-)

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SLIMMERJESSE 1/18/2013 12:19AM

    Thank you for the goodie. I appreciate your finding and posting things that make me smile every day. Big hug.

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    Great!!! Thank you for the laugh!

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another good one

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