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How the world works lately...

Thursday, January 17, 2013



How the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT
is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates .
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Have a nice day!
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DS9KIE 1/20/2013 11:29PM

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TEENYSMOM 1/20/2013 11:06AM

    Yep, that is how the world is today. Like it or not. I wish the world & people were, now, more like they were in the 50's & 60's. But that is just a huge dream for me. Nothing is getting any better, only worse. My Dad has been gone for more then 20 years, and he thought the world was awful then. Man, he would jump out of his grave and do flip-flops if he could see what kind of world that we live in today. And the selfish & uncaring way that a lot of humans have become. But I should not complain, as I know that the world & people can and probably will get a lot worse before Jesus comes back!!

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ONUTHIN125 1/19/2013 7:27AM

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MERRYMARY42 1/17/2013 9:59PM

    Love it, and that may be my demise also. thanks for the smile

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SAMMIESMOM13 1/17/2013 8:00PM

    You're welcome. I thought it was pretty good. :)

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BARBANNA 1/17/2013 7:45PM

    This is awesome, I may need to copy and paste this to share with my husband! emoticon

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