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Thursday, January 17, 2013

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're here."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed.

"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

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MISSDAISY23 1/18/2013 10:39PM

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FLAME42 1/18/2013 9:08PM

    Must remember that name if we ever get another dog and of course then we would need a parrot.....This definitely brought a smile to my face..

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PATTISTAMPS 1/18/2013 3:33PM

    Here I am, sitting in the office alone, laughing out loud! Cute! Thanks!

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ARTJAC 1/17/2013 11:45PM

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INFLATED 1/17/2013 7:55PM

    LOL! If someone tries to burglarize us, I would love for them to stick their head in through a window and realize, "Uh-oh! Rottweiler!"

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TWEETYKC00 1/17/2013 7:20PM

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123ELAINE456 1/17/2013 6:31PM

  Very Funny and Cute. God Bless You and Have an Awesome Day. Take Care.

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1CRAZYDOG 1/17/2013 4:46PM

    Totally did NOT expect that, but cute !!!! HUGS

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0309COOKIE 1/17/2013 4:37PM

    That was funny.

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