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BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...


Wednesday, January 16, 2013

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa ....... Go home! You're drunk.'
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2ABBYNORMAL 1/17/2013 4:10PM

    Glad grandpa had a great time!
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NAYPOOIE 1/17/2013 11:55AM

    LOL

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KJDINSC 1/17/2013 8:22AM

    Ha!

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SUSANBEAMON 1/17/2013 1:57AM

  emoticon old jokes are good jokes

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EVER-HOPEFUL 1/17/2013 1:35AM

    iŽd guessed straight away it was the grandfather,lol.

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DALID414 1/16/2013 11:44PM

    emoticon You can't pick your family!

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