"Would you like an appropriately-sized chocolate pudding?"



Apparently they are left over from a catered lunch or something. A coworker came by with them, and this is PRECISELY how they were offered.

First of all, HEE HEE HEE!!!

And second of all. WELL. A snack cup, 4oz, 110 calories. HEY, that fits in my day. A little extra calcium and a little extra chocolatey goodness.

Yes. Yes, thank you, I *WOULD* like an appropriately-sized chocolate pudding.



And also to refer to all of my food from now on as "an appropriately-sized ______" because this will NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY TO ME.