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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

"Would you like an appropriately-sized chocolate pudding?"

Apparently they are left over from a catered lunch or something. A coworker came by with them, and this is PRECISELY how they were offered.

First of all, HEE HEE HEE!!!

And second of all. WELL. A snack cup, 4oz, 110 calories. HEY, that fits in my day. A little extra calcium and a little extra chocolatey goodness.

Yes. Yes, thank you, I *WOULD* like an appropriately-sized chocolate pudding.

And also to refer to all of my food from now on as "an appropriately-sized ______" because this will NEVER STOP BEING FUNNY TO ME.

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    That's hilarious. What's also funny to me now is putting "inappropriately-sized" in front of portions as well. Not only am I pigging out, but that manages to make it seem cheap and tawdry as well emoticon
    1891 days ago
  • _MOBII_
    LoL! 'Appropriate-sized' This is my new name for my portion control!
    1891 days ago
  • LISAN0415
    I can uinderstand why you feel like you may wantto stay home right now, but let me ask you- do you think next year you would regret not going? If the answer is yes, than accept the offer and go with the attitude like havinga good time is your job!

    You deserve it!
    Take care!
    1892 days ago

    Okay, sooooo....RARELY are my guffaws every appropriately-sized, but you know what? Unless it's in a library-I genuinely don't give a hoot. There. I said it!

    Also-this may be how I now refer to my food when it's correctly portioned out for me. I much prefer "appropriately-sized" to "single serving" for sure!!! =D
    1892 days ago
    Hehehe*SNORT*appropriate!? I am SO sorry, but thinking of the work appropriate and Lolaturtle at the same time-Hahahaha...Teeeheeehee...Takes a bit*cough*of um*giggle*imagination! Lolaturtle-appropriate? OMG, I GIVE UP, on the floor laughing uncontrollably, oh geez, I need my inhaler! *wheeze*

    Okay, I'm sorry emoticon I'm back now. But you have to admit those two words together just invite fits of laughter!

    You know I LUVS YA!! emoticon
    1892 days ago
    I laughed appropriately at this.
    1892 days ago
    I love this!
    1892 days ago
    Hahah, I enjoyed that. Is your coworker normally so funny, or was it unintentional? Anyway, portion control sounds much more fun when you put "appropriately-sized" in front of whatever you eat.

    Have an appropriately fun day!
    1892 days ago
    HA Ha LOL.
    1892 days ago
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