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IMPOSSIBILITIES.....
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

1. You can't count your hair.

2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out. (Put your tongue back in your mouth you silly person; you can.)

Ten Things I Know About You.......

1. You are reading this.

2. You are human.

3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.

4. You just attempted to do it.

6. You are laughing at yourself.

7. You have a smile on your face and you missed No. 5.

8. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9. You laugh at this because you are a fun-loving person.

10. You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

I wrote this for you because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category. Have a great day, laugh, and then sing "Oh What A Beautiful Morning," even when it may not be.

Remember, do not regret growing older, it is a privilege denied to many.
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MISSDAISY23 1/18/2013 10:35PM

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INFLATED 1/17/2013 4:36AM

    I am forming a group called CLOD - Co-operative League of Dimwits, emoticon

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ARTJAC 1/16/2013 9:01PM

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EVELYN112011 1/16/2013 8:02PM

    emoticon emoticon I loved this.....

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123ELAINE456 1/16/2013 7:55PM

  This is a Great One. LOL!!! God Bless You and Have a Super Terrific Day. Take Care.

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FLAME42 1/16/2013 7:20PM

    What a great way to start my Sparking for the day, a smile is always a good thing.
emoticon emoticon ..trying to breathe

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1CRAZYDOG 1/16/2013 5:22PM

    Ummmm . . . M'kay . . . heading for the nearest Idiots Anonymous meeting! LOL

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SHERYLDS 1/16/2013 4:51PM

    that was great....and you KNOW me
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KJELLYBEAN15 1/16/2013 4:11PM

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NEW-CAZ 1/16/2013 4:00PM

    i join MS.ELENI emoticon

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MS.ELENI 1/16/2013 3:51PM

    Put me in the idiot category emoticon

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JSTETSER 1/16/2013 3:43PM

    Cute one!
You have to do what works for you.
Be yourself!
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