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Wednesday humour quotes


Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Odd quotes I have found over time:

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ~Marsha Doble

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.” – Orson Welles

i t would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. ~Robert Fuoss

The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down." ~Rita Rudner

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WALLAHALLA 1/16/2013 2:36PM

    and now i know
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