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Ways To Tell You're Getting Older........

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

1. You think "LiBiDo" is an Italian pasta.

2. The tooth fairy has more of your teeth than you do.

3. You wake up with that awful "Morning After" feeling and you didn't do anything the night before!

4. You drink prune juice.........on purpose.

5. You start complaining that "They're building car seats too darn low!"

6. You sit down to breakfast and hear "Snap, Crackle, and Pop" and you haven't poured milk on your cereal yet!

7. You start thinking that Sarasota, Florida is a lot more "Cutting Edge" than most people give it credit for.

8. Your Pharmacist calls you by your first name.

9. Your sweetie says, "Wanna neck?".........and hands you a piece of chicken!

10. Your car battery goes dead because your turn signal was on for two weeks straight.

11. Lawn care has become a big part of your life.

12. You call that place you keep leftovers the "Ice Box."

13. You begin to think of an RV as "One Sweet Ride!"

14. You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.

15. Conversations with people your age often turn into "Dueling Ailments."

16. Your sex drive suddenly shifts into "Park."

17. You can remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.

18. At buffets, you complain if they don't have Tapioca.

19. You think of a "Quickie" as napping at a traffic light.

20. Your back goes out more often than you do. (I love this one)

21. You have an uncontrollable urge to feed pigeons in the Park.

22. Many of your co-workers were born the year you got your last promotion.

23. You play Bingo and you like it.

24. You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers show up with a bag of marshmallows.

And last, but not least............

25. You find statements like the above tasteless and insensitive!!!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MISSDAISY23 1/18/2013 10:34PM


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BAMAJAM 1/16/2013 3:36PM

  Thanks for the smiles here!
I can add a couple:
Your arms have grown batwings overnight . . .
You're tucked into bed at 9pm instead of putting on your dancing shoes. . .

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    Nothing better than a good laugh in the morning! Makes me forget, I should still be searching for my car keys!

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SHOAPIE 1/16/2013 1:42PM


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PATTISTAMPS 1/16/2013 11:51AM

    Hee hee hee... guess I'm not as old as I thought, because I didn't find them tasteless... just TRUE!!!

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INFLATED 1/16/2013 3:52AM

    #5 I know that cars are designed by men. Women can't see the seat buckle latch because their boobs are in the way.

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NEW-CAZ 1/16/2013 2:51AM

    emoticon We share the same sense of humour Patti. Keep em coming emoticon

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ARTJAC 1/15/2013 11:05PM


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123ELAINE456 1/15/2013 8:49PM

  LOL!!! All are very Funny!!! God Bless You and Have a Super Nice Happy Day. Take Care.

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2015FRESHSTART 1/15/2013 8:29PM


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1CRAZYDOG 1/15/2013 8:13PM


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MS.ELENI 1/15/2013 8:08PM

    I think they are all funny and the way it is for us old farts. emoticon

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WATERDIAMONDS 1/15/2013 7:06PM

    I love it! Thank you for the great laughs.

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