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Adult Truths

Monday, January 14, 2013

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong!

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

Sometimes bad decisions make good stories.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection.....again.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey---but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies..............Quit laughing! emoticon
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MISSDAISY23 1/18/2013 9:42PM

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INFLATED 1/16/2013 3:47AM

    LOL! Ain't that the truth!

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FLAME42 1/15/2013 8:39AM

    Loved the one about Miller Light and Kay. Also the last one on the cup and helmet, always knew men valued certain things above others....

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123ELAINE456 1/15/2013 8:22AM

  LOL!!! God Bless You and Have a Super Nice Happy Day. Take Care.

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MOMMAPAM1 1/14/2013 9:08PM

    I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. (Been There!)

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EVELYN112011 1/14/2013 9:04PM

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Yep, I can identify with some of these....especially the snooze button emoticon
and the fine line between boredom and hunger emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 1/14/2013 8:53PM

    Yes, I think the same . . . in my youth I think Miller Lite was more an "instogator" than Kay Jewlers! LOL

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