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Claude the Hypnotist


Monday, January 14, 2013

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre.

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance;

I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat.

"I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch.

It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.

A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, the
chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.

"S**t!" said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Centre.

Claude was never invited back
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2ABBYNORMAL 1/17/2013 4:07PM

    Too funny!
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ALICERIEGER 1/15/2013 9:11AM

    Thanks for the good laugh.

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DALID414 1/14/2013 11:55PM

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DOVESEYES 1/14/2013 11:38PM

    lol emoticon

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ALIHIKES 1/14/2013 9:58PM

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RACHELBUGSMAMA 1/14/2013 8:18PM

    lol! We are going to a hypnotist show next week, hope that doesn't happen to us!


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BOBBIENORTHERN1 1/14/2013 7:54PM

  What a story... emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DARLY55 1/14/2013 6:50PM

    OMG that is too funny! emoticon

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MRSGROUCHO 1/14/2013 6:43PM

    LOL well it made me laugh. Thanks emoticon

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MAMISHELI53 1/14/2013 6:42PM

    Oh, that is SO-HO-HO FUNNY!
Thanks for a fun laugh! God bless your journey to a healthier lifestyle.

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NAYPOOIE 1/14/2013 6:41PM

    OK, that was bad! LOL

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