Sunday, January 13, 2013
1. I am the lord of the house.
2. Thou shalt have no other pets before me.
3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
4. I shall ignore you when I feel like it.
5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give you the time of day.
6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.
7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.
8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention on command.
10. ABOVE ALL thou shalt do anything it takes to make me happy.