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Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut.........


Sunday, January 13, 2013

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. but, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.......always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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FLAME42 1/14/2013 4:36PM

    When will men learn. Hope his doctor was a woman!!

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PATTISTAMPS 1/14/2013 1:38PM

    ROFL! That is too funny!

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MISSDAISY23 1/14/2013 11:33AM

    Don't mess with us women! emoticon

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INFLATED 1/14/2013 11:05AM

    Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.

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JACKIE542 1/14/2013 10:07AM

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TWEETYKC00 1/14/2013 4:35AM

    Men will never learn! lol.

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Have a great week hun, take care emoticon

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123ELAINE456 1/14/2013 1:54AM

  LOL!!! God Bless You and Have a Womderful Week. Take Care.

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ARTJAC 1/13/2013 10:18PM

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1CRAZYDOG 1/13/2013 9:41PM

    Yup . . . keep the lip zipped . . . that's a good policy!

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TEALHAWK 1/13/2013 8:48PM

  That is funny!

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