So, I was awfully close to the upper limits of all of my ranges, but still kind of hungry so I decided to make a smoothie.

I should have just gone to bed and slept the hunger off, even if it was only like 8:30. Early to bed, early to rise...yeah right.

Anyway, I saw a super quick recipe using milk, protein powder and ice cubes and thought "Hey! I can do that!"

First, I don't have "protein powder" per se. I have this weight loss shake stuff that I was conned into buying a few years ago.

Scoop of that, cup of milk, handful of ice cubes and a handful of spinach (just for fun!) and awaaaayyy-eee we go!

Rule 1 of Smoothie making: PUT THE LID ON THE BLENDER!

I couldn't find the lid. My sister kept insisting that it's with the blender so I told her to go find it. I even offered the privilege of a solid 5 minutes of making fun of me if she found it.

She didn't find it.

We figured that the blender wouldn't be full enough or on high enough to really warrant the lid, so, at her advice (not my fault), I didn't use the lid.

The scene sounded something to the effect of: "FFWWEEEE OH NO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

So, after a very long time of literal ROTFLOL-ing, I got that cleaned up and improvised a lid out of a plastic plate.

This is the result of my ADVENTURES IIINNN SMOOTHIE MAKING


That looks delightful.... Maybe it's just the angle....


Nope. Not the angle.

Maybe a red Solo cup! Let's make it a party!!!


Uh....

Just shut up and drink it.

Post work-out hair. So shush. I know it's frizzy.

Gotta say, not that bad. Kind of bland though. Needed some flavor.

My mother hated it.

Whatevs.

All in all, my ADVENTUURRRES IIINNN SMOOTHING MAKING was a pretty okay success.