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Sparkperson vs. S.P.A.M. (actual workplace conversation)

Friday, January 11, 2013

Me (SparkPerson): Hi Nancy!

Nancy the Super-Proactive Administrative Manager (SPAM): Are the printers on the second floor broken?

SparkPerson: I don’t know.

SPAM: Jammed? Out of paper or toner?

SparkPerson: Uh, I don’t know. I don’t use the second floor printers.

SPAM: But you’re here on the 1st floor using the West Wing Printer.

SparkPerson: Yeah, I send all my printouts down here.

SPAM: I can fix that for you so your printouts go to the printer near your desk.

SparkPerson: That’s okay. I intentionally set it to print down here.

SPAM: You walk past 3 working printers and take the stairs down here?

SparkPerson: Yeah.

SPAM: Why?

SparkPerson: So I walk more steps.

SPAM: Intentionally?

SparkPerson: Yeah.

SPAM: And now you’re going back upstairs.

SparkPerson: Yeah.

SPAM: You want me to hold the elevator for you?

SparkPerson: Na, I’m good.
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