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Sparkperson vs. S.P.A.M. (actual workplace conversation)

Friday, January 11, 2013

Me (SparkPerson): Hi Nancy!

Nancy the Super-Proactive Administrative Manager (SPAM): Are the printers on the second floor broken?

SparkPerson: I don’t know.

SPAM: Jammed? Out of paper or toner?

SparkPerson: Uh, I don’t know. I don’t use the second floor printers.

SPAM: But you’re here on the 1st floor using the West Wing Printer.

SparkPerson: Yeah, I send all my printouts down here.

SPAM: I can fix that for you so your printouts go to the printer near your desk.

SparkPerson: That’s okay. I intentionally set it to print down here.

SPAM: You walk past 3 working printers and take the stairs down here?

SparkPerson: Yeah.

SPAM: Why?

SparkPerson: So I walk more steps.

SPAM: Intentionally?

SparkPerson: Yeah.

SPAM: And now you’re going back upstairs.

SparkPerson: Yeah.

SPAM: You want me to hold the elevator for you?

SparkPerson: Na, I’m good.
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MYOWNHERO 3/15/2013 8:47PM

    Bet you do calf raises at the copy machine too lol!

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ADZY86 3/8/2013 10:55AM

    Hahaha! Love it

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-WISPY- 1/20/2013 9:07PM

    Just loving this Aurlie. Thank you. xx

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PROVERBS31JULIA 1/17/2013 8:25AM

    This is emoticon !!

Julia

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CHIRORENGO 1/16/2013 11:13AM

    That is so funny. Some people don't get it. It's like my previous neighbors who used to drive to the gym to meet me - when it was a block and a half away!

Keep up the great work Aurlie

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LADYBUGFAERIE 1/12/2013 9:42PM

    emoticon I love this!

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BERRY4 1/12/2013 3:05AM

    Way to go!
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ERIECANALGAL 1/11/2013 11:29PM

    I Love it! Gave me a needed chuckle.

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LESLIESENIOR 1/11/2013 10:10PM

    Oh my gosh! I'm laughing so hard. This is so awesome. Thanks for this Aurlie. Have a great weekend!!!!!!

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CARTOONB 1/11/2013 9:04PM

    LOL!! Some people just don't get it!

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AWESOMECAROL55 1/11/2013 7:56PM

    That is so funny!!!!! Sounds like some of the boneheads I work with!!!

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KITT52 1/11/2013 6:13PM

    very smart.....
you are a spark people for sure....

Have a healthy and happy week end

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TRAVELGRRL 1/11/2013 4:10PM

    Hilarious! Thanks for sharing. AND, I've got a nutribullet and I'm really enjoying it. I think I'm using too much kale though; it doesn't seem to get totally liquified!


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KMICHA 1/11/2013 3:54PM

    LOL!!! Some people just don't get it!

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CRYSTLE4HIMTX12 1/11/2013 3:37PM

    I LOVE it! emoticon

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MEDDYPEDDY 1/11/2013 2:57PM

    emoticon appreciated that - thanks!

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REYNINGSUNSHINE 1/11/2013 2:32PM

    I love that! Finding ways to sneak in any bit of fitness is great!

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SHARBEAR100 1/11/2013 2:32PM

    Funny, funny, funny!

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