Friday, January 11, 2013
“An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything, and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men.”
—THOMAS FULLER, 17th-century English writer
A man rushed into a drugstore and asked the pharmacist for something guaranteed to stop hiccups. The pharmacist slowly filled a glass with water and picked it up, screamed as loudly as he could, and tossed the water into the man’s face. “Why did you do that?!” the man demanded angrily.
“Well, you don’t have the hiccups now, do you?” replied the pharmacist.
“No!” the man yelled. “But my wife out in the car still does!”