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Did I read that sign right?

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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  My comic relief for the day, thanx! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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    These gave me a good laugh!!!! emoticon

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    Love those!!

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MERRYMARY42 1/11/2013 9:10PM

    Love the farmer one,

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    Funny!

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    Hysterical!!!! emoticon

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    Those are so funny. Brightened my morning! emoticon

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    ROFLMAO!!!!

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    Sunshine on a cloudy day! emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 1/11/2013 8:08AM

    Thank you for the chuckles !!!
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GINA180847 1/11/2013 7:39AM

    Though I have heard a lot of them before these are great.

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GAYLLYNNE 1/11/2013 7:01AM

    These are fabulous!!!!

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LASKIE2 1/11/2013 5:51AM

    Great sign jokes!

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    Those were great !! emoticon

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ZGETMAN 1/11/2013 12:05AM

    You sure brighten up my day...


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SALIJACKT 1/10/2013 11:10PM

    And again, thanks!

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SONYALATRECE 1/10/2013 11:09PM

    Ha! Intelligence at its finest!

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    Thanks, I needed this just before going to bed. Had a rough day. emoticon

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    hilarious!
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    Cute! Thanks. Have a good Friday.

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