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Thursday 10 Jan laughs

Thursday, January 10, 2013

The Government has Issued New Guidelines for a Healthy Diet
They advise you to:
1. List your ten favourite foods.
2. List your five favourite drinks.
3. List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls or little trees.
4. List water.
5. Avoid 1 & 2; eat only 3; drink only 4.

A great way to lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror. Restaurants will always throw you out before you can eat too much.

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LALMEIDA 1/10/2013 8:30PM


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EASTENDCLAM 1/10/2013 5:32PM

    So, per #5 for#1 I should avoid all vegetables, fruits, nuts and grains? For #2 skip water (this conflicts with #4), milk and fresh squeezed juice?

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MERRYMARY42 1/10/2013 4:48PM

    I may have to try that last one, sounds like you might get out before the bill comes emoticon

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WALLAHALLA 1/10/2013 12:06PM

    heh heh heh

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