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Wednesday, January 09, 2013

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HIFIGODDESS 3/4/2013 1:00PM

    You make me laugh out loud!

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NANHBH 2/14/2013 1:30PM

    I just re-read this blog, because I forgot what it was about. It's more hysterical than I remembered!

So, is your house on the market yet?

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BROWNIEISLANDER 2/8/2013 10:38PM

    Gripping as usual to the end! emoticon

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GRACEISENUF 1/16/2013 9:54PM

    Home ownership does come with a great cost doesn't it? I miss the landlord fixey all the problems too. Wow, that was almost 40 years ago for me but it is a sweet time to reflect on.

Your double D friend,
Nancy Drew

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JENNY160 1/15/2013 10:44PM

    I thought you loved your garden...

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LINDA! 1/13/2013 5:37PM

    I always, always love your blogs. If I were single, I would be exactly like you. I could care less about gutters and the like.

You are the best. emoticon

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NEWME0519 1/12/2013 11:55PM

    Thank you for the laughs! I so needed to this to brighten my day!

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1DERLAND14 1/11/2013 3:50PM

    hilarious! I may try the "you smell like a meadow" line lol :)

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PUPPYWHISPERS 1/11/2013 10:44AM

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Hysterical! Thank you!

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ALLISON145 1/10/2013 9:40PM

    Stay luscious, lady. ;-) We've all been there!

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TRAINER_T 1/10/2013 10:49AM

    OMG I was in stitches.......LOL

Thanks I needed it and left a comment on your blog, your amazing!

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KASEYCOFF 1/10/2013 9:57AM

    1) I have never (emphasis on "never") owned a house that wasn't subject to the mushroom factor. You're familiar with the mushroom factor, even if you don't call it that. It's the kind of process where one thing - let's say, oh, cleaning out or relevelling gutters - doesn't get done, and then virtually overnight hordes of other problems spring up - water-stained ceilings, delaminating floors, ruined plaster, etc.

2) I believe in renting. And if we ever manage to sell this g--d----d house in which we live, I promise never to own a house again. You heard it here first.

3) I detest electronic ignition. I have a friggin' gas stove because I'll light a flippin' match.

4) Repairmen who talk to women as if they are idiots: remind me some time to tell you about the IBM repairman. You know the interchangeable typing elements they had? I interchanged one for him in a place he truly didn't think possible. Moron.

Do you get the impression I hold grudges? Nah. But there are some events you never forget, ain't?
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QUAIL75 1/10/2013 8:42AM

    You're awesome! emoticon

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NISSANGIRL 1/10/2013 7:36AM

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HEALTHYKIM101 1/10/2013 7:30AM

    Thanks for giving me a good laugh today...I really needed that today! emoticon

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MOONSTORMER 1/10/2013 5:00AM

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FLOWERDALEJEWEL 1/10/2013 12:58AM

   
Hot pink thong???? Smelling like a meadow?????

Breasticles had me chuckling for reasons I probably shouldn't be chuckling at

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CRYSTALJEM 1/10/2013 12:16AM

    But what about your flowers? I have no idea really why, but you leaving your house makes me sad. But that's my problem. Love it and live it to the fullest. Soooooo what's next?

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IMKFOX 1/9/2013 10:45PM

    Hilarious! Love every single one of your blog entries.
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SHARON10002 1/9/2013 10:43PM

    Thanks for a new acronym for my old fashioned To Do List. I love your STD List.
Fits in well with my CRS** disorder, and matching CRS** mug! emoticon
**Can't Remember S#*t**

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PRIN1978 1/9/2013 10:29PM

    Love it! LMFAO!!!

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CHRIS3874 1/9/2013 9:35PM

    Too funny.

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TARAFROMTX1 1/9/2013 9:29PM

    Loved it!!! You are too darn funny!

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DOGSTARDADDY 1/9/2013 9:28PM

    Stellar blog!

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NOLAZYBUTT110 1/9/2013 9:24PM

    Hey wont you miss the Fonz? I know I would not miss the STD list! It sounds like the disease it is, but at least its your list, you can still own it cant you? lol

Its one great thing about home ownereship.... you can say F to not getting it fix and live with it, and not worry about it or not, its yours and you can just deal with it or NOT! I would say just pay someone else to fix it for you! But if its more condemning and a hell raiser, sometimes it just pays to rent! Let someone else deal with the STd...F- list! Funny girl! But isnt it fun seeing a man in Womans undies? Or men who really are a Hunk and muscular?lol susana

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HEAT7918 1/9/2013 9:17PM

    Freaking hysterical as usual!!

I only "let" my husband buy a house after he agreed to take care of... virtually everything. I don't cut grass, I don't change air filters (didn't really know there was such a thing for a long time), I don't shovel snow, I don't know if I've ever changed a light bulb... but I'm pretty sure I could if I had to. :) Luckily my hubbie is pretty handy with bigger stuff too - that's what men are for (sexist, I know).

I often wish I had bigger bodacious boobies, but alas mine are small but perky - I wouldn't mind a little more perv ogling as long they tried to be a little sneaky.





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MUSOLF6 1/9/2013 9:15PM

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1CRAZYDOG 1/9/2013 9:03PM

  You gotta have at least one chapter in your book dedicated to the joys of the "STD" list! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

I look @ food stains from spilling this way -- it's a lingering memory of a meal I loved! emoticon

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Subscribed ('cause I've missed you). :)

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DALID414 1/9/2013 8:50PM

    STD list, sounds as dirty as they come emoticon

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SHAYGETSLEAN 1/9/2013 8:49PM

    Lol! Funny!

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CLPURNELL 1/9/2013 8:41PM

    You are so right life is today!!! Sorry about the improper pervert lol! I know what you mean about the maintenance and etc. i am so glad I got rid of my house a few years ago. i like the freedom!

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JUNEAU2010 1/9/2013 8:24PM

    My old cat never let me read the paper. I went without news for nearly 22 years. My current cats don't care if I read. And that is a good thing because I cannot wait to read your book!

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L*I*T*A* 1/9/2013 8:23PM

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JOYINKY 1/9/2013 7:34PM

    Funny! Your gas stove got my attention! I've owned my own home for many years; albeit with electric stoves. I guess my experience with gas stoves precedes electric ignition! I would not have been checking the circuit breaker either! But, I can tell some hair singeing stories about lighting pilots both stove top and oven! What keeps me in my house? I think you know; my yard and garden as well as the autonomy. Apartments put me just too close to too many other people! Not to mention I'm not sure I'd want to live in the places I could afford to rent in today's world. Not going to be easy to get me out of my house! emoticon

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LOVESLIFE48 1/9/2013 7:31PM

    emoticon I just love you!! emoticon emoticon

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BEATRIZ269 1/9/2013 7:30PM

    Lady you are one of a kind. I so totally enjoy your writing. Thank you.

Wishing you all good things for the New Year.

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MYRTROSE 1/9/2013 7:06PM

    "Yet another perk of having DD-cup breasts, not to be outdone by other nifty benefits like: having an automatic napkin to catch crumbs and assorted food"

I once had a lover who used to complain that he couldn't take me out to eat. I would make such a mess dribbling anything and everything onto my breasts (only in the vapid space between his ears). Why did I eat like a 3 year old? It embarrassed him!
So I went to the party store and bought a baby bib. The tiniest baby bib you've ever seen. The next time we went out to dinner I waited for the food to be served. I had gotten the bib out of my purse and was ready to go.
Just as the server arrived, I ceremoniously pulled out the bib, shaking it out and tied it around my neck. It was such a golden moment! One of my proudest. I watched him turn 6 shades of purple. I actually thought he was going to get up and walk out. He stayed, I laughed the whole way home, and never again did he comment on my appearance!


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WATERMELLEN 1/9/2013 7:04PM

    Oh yeah. We domestic ungoddesses should NOT be homeowners. I am just waiting all the time for the next thing to stop functioning and trying to ignore the stuff that has already stopped functioning. And this is beyond funny.

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LILYCHIC 1/9/2013 6:52PM

    Love it!


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PUNZIE73 1/9/2013 6:40PM

    Read your blog and as usual it's a winner! Loved it!
-Lea

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EMBRACEINSPIRE 1/9/2013 6:35PM

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SONYALATRECE 1/9/2013 6:27PM

    TDF- too d*&n funny! emoticon

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