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GONNA BE A BEAR

Wednesday, January 09, 2013

In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake up to partially grown cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

It you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of hand, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YUP!! GONNA BE A BEAR!!!

I got this as an email.......enjoy...
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CHALLENGER15 1/11/2013 10:47AM

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ASOBFALLS 1/10/2013 11:10AM

    emoticon Yup....Gonna Be a Bear!

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TXMEMAW6 1/10/2013 9:51AM

    Never thought of it that way before. Hummmmmmm. Wouldn't be too bad being a bear, now would it ... lol

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DANCINCAJUN1 1/9/2013 10:23PM

    fascinating .... loved it !! emoticon

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SYDLETZIII 1/9/2013 9:42PM

    Why wait, you can be half way there, just eat berries and nuts and stop shaving your arm pits and legs and just sleep all day lol

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MOMFAN 1/9/2013 8:05PM

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VBA2009 1/9/2013 2:26PM

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PDSLIM 1/9/2013 2:16PM

    Sounds good

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ATHLETELORI 1/9/2013 2:07PM

    This is awesome! I'm going to be a bear too!

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