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Wednesday, January 09, 2013

“I’m not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?”
—EMO PHILIPS, American comedian
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A Sunday school teacher was worried that her preschool-age students might be a little bit confused about what had happened to Jesus after he died. So she asked her class, “Where is Jesus today?” A little boy raised his hand and said, “In heaven!” A little girl volunteered, “He’s in my heart.” Then Timmy, a boy in the back of the room, waved his hand eagerly and blurted out, “I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!” The teacher was completely at a loss for words, but finally she asked Timmy how he knew this.
“Well,” Timmy replied, “every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, ‘Jesus, are you still in there?!’”
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FRANCES-AGAPE 1/9/2013 6:36PM

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Bill Cosby has that joke
in one of his old tv specials.
He said that until he was 12
he thought it was his name !

His dad would fuss at him
sayinig, "J C, can't you ever
do anything right !!??"

Still FUNNY !

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I must be too old, too young or
senile - don't know who Emo is !


Have a Thrilling Thursday !

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LOVE and BLESSINGS !

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Comment edited on: 1/9/2013 6:37:29 PM

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MIRFA71 1/9/2013 2:17PM

    Kids are cute. emoticon

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AGK3112 1/9/2013 9:51AM

    emoticon Lovely

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TWEETYKC00 1/9/2013 9:17AM

    too cute, gotta love kids!

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JUDITHANNIE 1/9/2013 8:02AM

    Cute one and true

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HPSANDDOLLAR 1/9/2013 6:58AM

  Kids!!

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KELLIEBEAN 1/9/2013 6:53AM

    Thanks for the funny!

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DMEYER4 1/9/2013 6:50AM

  really cute thanks

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