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Tuesday, January 08, 2013

One of the first things you learn on your honeymoon is, when you're carrying your bride over the threshold, always go in sideways -- unless of course two broken ankles and a concussion turn you on.

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The government will be requiring new food labels that are more specific. Products will now be labeled, no fat, low fat, reduced fat and fat, but great personality.

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"I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on." -Beryl Pfizer, American journalist
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BARCLE 1/9/2013 1:31AM

    Love these - made my chuckle emoticon

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DALID414 1/8/2013 8:11PM

    Fat, but a great personality emoticon

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