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Bumper Stickers For The More Mature........

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

If you are over 60 and need a chuckle, read on.
If you are not there yet, don't worry, it's coming..........

CREMATION? Thinking outside the box.

I'M RETIRED! I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today.

When I was younger, all I wanted was a nice BMW. Now, I don't care about the W.

We got married for better or worse. He couldn't do better; I couldn't do any worse.

I was always taught to respect my elders. Now I don't have anyone to respect.

I asked my wife if old men wear boxers or briefs? She said, "Depends."

I'm so old.........I don't buy green bananas.

That Snap, Crackle, Pop in the morning.......ain't my freaking Rice Krispies.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy.......and some days I let him sleep.

Senior Campbell's.....New Large Type Alphabet Soup.

"The secret of staying young is to live slowly.....and lie about your age."

I'm not old. I'm chronologically gifted.

I'm so old that whenever I eat out, they ask me for money up front.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
INFLATED 1/10/2013 5:33AM

    I burst out laughing at "Depends!"

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MISSDAISY23 1/9/2013 10:52PM


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PATTISTAMPS 1/9/2013 1:42PM

    I love it... and am emailing it to all my over 60 friends! TFS and also for the giggles!

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FLAME42 1/9/2013 8:33AM

    These did give me a good chuckle... emoticon

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NEW-CAZ 1/9/2013 3:19AM


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ARTJAC 1/8/2013 10:20PM


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NCEVELYN 1/8/2013 9:18PM

    emoticon emoticon

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WINE4GIRL 1/8/2013 8:28PM

    I use the retire one a lot. Thanks for the

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THROOPER62 1/8/2013 6:57PM

    Too funny emoticon

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DEE1221 1/8/2013 6:19PM

    HaHaHa. I cracked up laughing! Even funny at 55. Another......

My husband is older than dirt....he even farts dust!

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MS.ELENI 1/8/2013 6:13PM

    Sounds just like me emoticon

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0309COOKIE 1/8/2013 6:12PM

    These were great. I liked the one about the banana. Lol.

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123ELAINE456 1/8/2013 6:06PM

  Very Funny. LOL. God Bless You and Have a Fantastic Day. Take Care.

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1CRAZYDOG 1/8/2013 5:54PM

    Too funny . . . mostly! LOL

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