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A Break from your Regularly Scheduled Program

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

I like to journal mostly about my healthy-living journey on here... but I also think some people need a laugh. So you can laugh at the story of my night last night (it's okay, go ahead)...

First, I sliced my thumb open while chopping an onion, and it didn't stop bleeding for 3 hours... I didn't have a band-aid, so I improvised a paper towel + tape band-aid after the bleeding slowed a little.

Then, using one hand and a fork-hook to finish dinner, I burned myself on a plate coming out of the microwave while my daughter, K, was listening to "Burn baby burn, disco inferno"... This is when I began to think I was in Final Destination.

After that, I turned on a burner to boil some rice and sat down to brush K's hair. She told me something was smoking... I said it's steam. She said, "no mom." and I saw I had not turned on the back burner, but the front one, which had a bottle of vegetable oil sitting on it... which promptly burst into flames... I turned the burner off and moved the container, whacking the fire out with a high heat spatula. When my friend came over, he tried dipping the curry with this spatula since I had collapsed on the sofa in insanity giggles and not cleaned up the fire-stuff. I saved the curry. I ate the curry. (It was delicious by the way)

Today was much less eventful; I started a new semester of school and had a great work out session (I missed the school's gym terribly over break). I also received the Iron Gym pull up bar/push up handles/ropeless jump rope in the mail and had fun using that!

Hope everyone had a good Monday! Cheers.
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  • ALLISON145

    You do realize it's only funny because you yourself didn't catch on fire. GIRRRRL! You crazy! Step away from the stove! LOL!

    1388 days ago
    It's always good to be able to laugh at ones'-self. Thanks for sharing.
    1389 days ago

    Comment edited on: 1/8/2013 3:23:08 AM
  • KONRAD695
    And that's why normal days seem boring. I loved it!!
    1389 days ago
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