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Retired Marine Working at Wal-Mart

Monday, January 07, 2013

Two hours into my first day of work as a WalMart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids.

Hearing her swear at them, I said, "Good morning, welcome to WalMart. Nice kids, are they twins?"

The mom answered, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?"

I replied, "I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at WalMart."

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.


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HAPPY-DESTINY 1/8/2013 7:58PM

    Hoo Rah! emoticon emoticon

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WILSHAR7 1/8/2013 12:20PM

    I read this and all I could do was laugh. What a comeback you had for her. She must have been mad at the world. I feel sorry for the 2 kids. Have a GREAT day!!
Was your supervisor listening to you talk to her or did you tell her what happened? Are you still a Wal-mart greeter?

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GABY1948 1/8/2013 6:46AM


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EVWINGS 1/7/2013 10:49PM

    ROFL!!! Good one!! emoticon

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