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Joke of the day,Let's Laugh.

Sunday, January 06, 2013

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued
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DIANER2014 1/10/2013 10:35AM

    Funny! emoticon

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LASKIE2 1/7/2013 6:05AM

    Out of the mouth of Babs!

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DEBSZOO74 1/7/2013 1:40AM

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3016DEBRA 1/6/2013 10:52PM

  Out of the mouths of babes, right? lol!!! emoticon

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MORTICIAADDAMS 1/6/2013 10:39PM

    LOL!!

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ELSCO55 1/6/2013 10:17PM

    LOL

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RSSSLHB 1/6/2013 8:34PM

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HOLLYM48 1/6/2013 8:23PM

    emoticon emoticon Love it!

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CATHGREEN8 1/6/2013 5:32PM

    love this one... our Pastor recently asked the children who uses magnifying glasses... she got two responses... detectives and OLD PEOPLE!

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LITTLEWIND53 1/6/2013 4:44PM

    Out of the mouths of babes...... lol

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TXMEMAW6 1/6/2013 2:21PM

    Only from kids!! That's really funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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ANHELIC 1/6/2013 2:08PM

    Things that kids say is wonderful and their interpretation of what they think they hear is great. emoticon

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NITTINNANA 1/6/2013 9:15AM

    One of the reasons my DD-in-law home schools, had no TV in the house until this past fall (with kids 7&11), and still TOTALLY monitors their viewing. Smart lady, she is!

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1CRAZYDOG 1/6/2013 8:30AM

    Oh boy, the things kids learn from being exposed to TV these days. Sheesh!

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JUDITHANNIE 1/6/2013 8:12AM

    emoticon too funny!!!! out of the mouth of babes!!!!!!

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MSLZZY 1/6/2013 8:03AM

    Oh, how funny!

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GABY1948 1/6/2013 7:54AM

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KKKAREN 1/6/2013 7:40AM

    funny haha

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