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Friday, January 04, 2013

The Problem with Speaking English

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

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CATH5109 1/9/2013 9:49PM

    That's too funny. Where do you get these things?

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WALLAHALLA 1/4/2013 10:31AM

    and teaching English is a close second emoticon

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