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Husband wanted!

Friday, January 04, 2013

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. ... On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray- haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" emoticon
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MOMMAPAM1 1/7/2013 3:17PM

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DAISY443 1/6/2013 12:39PM

    I'm going right out and put that ad in my paper! Thanks for the giggle!

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MAMADWARF 1/5/2013 6:22PM

    Rofl!!!!!

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TERRYT55 1/5/2013 1:40PM

    Just read this to my hubby and he is hysterical.....as am I. Thanks for another laugh.

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GYMRAT_AT44 1/5/2013 8:30AM

    Just about snorted out my hot coffee through my nose! Thanks for a great laugh this Saturday morning that I had to work! emoticon

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68ANNE 1/4/2013 10:42PM

    lmfao

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SVELTEWARRIOR 1/4/2013 6:25PM

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CAT-IN-CJ 1/4/2013 4:28PM

    OMG! I love it!!!!

Having worked with senior citizens for many, many years,
I can actually see this happening!

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WALLAHALLA 1/4/2013 4:13PM

    snort...giggle...guffaw... emoticon

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MRE1956 1/4/2013 7:33AM

    Whoa nelly!

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EMSEMAIL 1/4/2013 7:32AM

    DENNY!

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TEADYBEAR77 1/4/2013 6:51AM

    LOL

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    Thanks for the morning laugh! emoticon

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