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Health tips -- beware, VERY hilarious!! :-)


Friday, January 04, 2013

Warning!! emoticon emoticon emoticon Do not drink any beverage as you read this blog. It could come out of your nose!! Just sayin'! emoticon

It's Friday & I'm in a fantastic mood!! Let's get our chuckles on!!



No need to think about that too hard. I think I'll exercise.

I found this next one when I was searching Google Images for blog material. I had just taken a big gulp of water & I started laughing mid-swallow. Water came out of my nose. Don't say I didn't warn you. emoticon



If you've ever flown, you know that going through the x-ray machine is fun, fun, fun, right?

Hubby & I were going on vacation to Portland, Oregon just after I finished my breast cancer treatment. I am Susan G. Koman's biggest advocate right now, as you can imagine. I spread mammogram love where ever I go. Anyway, we were going through the airport & I was proudly sporting my "Fight Like a Girl" t-shirt. I noticed that everyone was getting to go through the regular metal detector -- even my hubby. But when I got up there, they put me through the x-ray machine. Hmmmm. Makes me wonder if the TSA guy was checking to see if I had implants. I'll never know, but I think he looked a little disappointed. Ha!!

Sooooo, now that you have your chuckle on, here's some of the best advice I can give you for the day:



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FUSIONFITNESS3 1/6/2013 12:07AM

    Loved the advice for cheaper medical exams. Had a good laugh.



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MICHELLE_391 1/5/2013 1:03AM

    Awesome awesome awesome blog! emoticon

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MATER88 1/4/2013 11:57PM

    That definitely made me laugh. emoticon

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NEEDTOLOOSE1 1/4/2013 11:14PM

    Thanks for sharing

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DRUIDPRINCESS 1/4/2013 4:26PM

    What wonderful quotations! Thank you for starting my day with a smile!
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CINDYAST 1/4/2013 3:47PM

    Giggles and more giggles. emoticon Have a great Friday!

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SAINTBETH 1/4/2013 11:07AM

    Giggle! Thanks.

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GIRLINMOTION 1/4/2013 10:02AM

    I always set my mood on positive in the morning, it is as the day goes on and the people that you have to deal with, lol, I should put a tape on the dial to keep it there.

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LEVELPATHS 1/4/2013 9:55AM

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PAANDRUS 1/4/2013 9:44AM

    That was Perfect!!

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TWEETYKC00 1/4/2013 9:28AM

    good thoughts, thanks for sharing!

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BIGPAWSUP 1/4/2013 7:40AM

    Those are great! Keep smiling.

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MRE1956 1/4/2013 7:35AM

    I am so, SO glad that I DON'T fly (in fact, I've NEVER had to do so in all my time on this planet - god's honest truth)!

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MFBUTTERFLY 1/4/2013 6:42AM

    Big smiles here ... thanks so much!!!

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COCK-ROBIN 1/4/2013 6:34AM

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TDEMAIO2 1/4/2013 6:12AM

    Yes I put my coffe down emoticon Thanks for the warning :D

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MARYJOANNA 1/4/2013 5:57AM

  Terrfic and some are so true! Especially the airport joke.

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EBONYSOL 1/4/2013 4:55AM

    Thanks for putting a smile on my face!
I am Canadian and last June, at a little airport in Ontario, I was flagged to be checked at airport security. There was no x-ray machine and I would have refused anyway so they had to pat me down. They asked me to remove my sweater and shoes. I responded that I would be happy to take all my clothes off if we could get through it any faster. At 52 and after delivering 2 children followed by numerous medical procedures along with regular mammograms and paps, I have said goodbye to modesty. The look on the young mens' faces was priceless. The check was quick, done by a female, and I was on my way:)

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WEARINGTHIN 1/4/2013 4:55AM

    Really liked that first cartoon. So true. Thanks, Glenn

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LISAN0415 1/4/2013 4:54AM

    Good one!

When people complain about getting older- I always say: It beats the alternative....

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