Thursday, January 03, 2013
What They Say --- What They Mean
Yes --- No
No --- Yes
Maybe --- No
I'm sorry. --- You'll be sorry.
We need --- I want
It's your decision --- The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want --- You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk --- I need to complain
Sure... go ahead --- I don't want you to.
I'm not upset --- Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly --- You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight --- Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights --- I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient --- I want a new house.
I want new curtains --- and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there --- No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise --- I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? --- I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? --- I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. --- Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? --- Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. --- Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? --- Too late, you're dead.
Was that the baby? --- Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! --- Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.