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Women's English


Thursday, January 03, 2013

What They Say --- What They Mean

Yes --- No

No --- Yes

Maybe --- No

I'm sorry. --- You'll be sorry.

We need --- I want

It's your decision --- The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want --- You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk --- I need to complain

Sure... go ahead --- I don't want you to.

I'm not upset --- Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly --- You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight --- Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights --- I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient --- I want a new house.

I want new curtains --- and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

Hang the picture there --- No, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise --- I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? --- I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? --- I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. --- Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? --- Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. --- Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? --- Too late, you're dead.

Was that the baby? --- Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! --- Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
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LIS193 1/6/2013 11:25AM

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ZGETMAN 1/5/2013 1:32AM

    Oh my, to funny. emoticon

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TRISSA3 1/4/2013 11:37AM

    i need to share this with a couple of my friends.

The thing about the "I'm not upset"...it usually means I am, but don't want to hurt someone else's feelings. Or start another argument...

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SOKKERNUT 1/4/2013 9:17AM

    Too Funnny!

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DESERTDREAMERS 1/4/2013 6:52AM

    Ouch - a lot ring true

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PAMNANGEL 1/4/2013 1:28AM

    Now that everything is clarified emoticon

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MERRYMARY42 1/3/2013 9:02PM

    liked them all and I think I have used most of them

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EVER-HOPEFUL 1/3/2013 6:49PM

    not certain weather to smile or be offended,lol. emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 1/3/2013 2:06PM

    Ooops. No wonder I am misunderstood so often... I am a woman who doesn't speak "Women's English". Alone is good, maybe.
Audra

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SLIMMERJESSE 1/3/2013 1:29PM

    Very entertaining and, as usual, many are true! (smiling)

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you forgot one

{silence}...........You crossed the line, you are a moron, and I won't even waste my time yelling at you because it's like talking to the wall.

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