January 2nd, 2013 - short funny
Wednesday, January 02, 2013
Alright I had a funny this morning so I just had to share....mostly because my bestie Cori shared her story and while this was happening all I could think about was that blog!
So here I was about 20 min into my walk this morning on the treadmill when the urge to poo hit me. I had 10 min left on my time and was going at a pretty good pace so I didn't want to stop. All I could think about was how my girlfriend blogged about farting while at the gym. My face began to get the flushed red tone to it and I tightened up "down there". Talk about the LONGEST 10 min of my life! I started to swing my arms harder so that the blush I had could be justified with my hard workout.
While I had no "slips" I can honestly say I was dying of internal embarrassment. Cori I will never laugh at your farting blog again as after this morning I just made it out in the nick of time. LOL