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The Blonde's Interview

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

A young blonde woman walks in for a job interview, but the fellow doing the interviews tells her he doesn't have time today. He says, "Since this is an inconvience for you, I'll ask you to come back in 3 days for another interview, and in the meantime I will tell you what I am going to ask you so you can have good answers."

The man tells her, "The three questions I will ask are: How many days of the week begin with the letter "T"? Secondly, how many seconds are there in a year? And lastly how many "D's" are there in RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER?"

After telling her this, the man wanted to know if there were any questions. The woman replied "No."

3 days later the woman returns and is ready for her interview, which goes like this:

Man: "How many days of the week begin with the letter "T"?"
Woman "Two."
Man: "Good, what are they?"
Woman "Today and Tomorrow."
Man: "Good answer, not quite what I had in mind, but O.K."
Man "How many seconds in a year?"
Woman "Twelve."
Man: "How did you come up with this answer?"
Woman "Simple, Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, Mar 2nd..........."
Man: "Alright how many "D's" are there in RUDOLPH THE RED
NOSED REINDEER?"
Woman "2365"
Man: "How did you ever arrive at that figure?"
Woman "Simple.. (starts humming dee dee dee to the tune)"
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KMEYERRING1 1/5/2013 11:33PM

    my daughter liked this one... emoticon

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PAMNANGEL 1/4/2013 1:30AM

    Sounds like she nailed the interview

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    Needed the laugh today. Thanks. emoticon

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SEESKO 1/3/2013 7:47AM

    thanks for always giving my a laugh

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MOUNTAINS2CLIMB 1/3/2013 12:15AM

    cute!

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CAT-IN-CJ 1/2/2013 10:07PM

    Love blond jokes.... (cos mine comes out of a bottle!)

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DESERTDREAMERS 1/2/2013 9:46PM

    Well, her answers were technically correct!

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ROCKYCPA 1/2/2013 8:13PM

    Cute!

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TINY67 1/2/2013 5:57PM

    Glad I'm not a Blonde.

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MERRYMARY42 1/2/2013 3:16PM

    Great, enjoy the chuckle you always give me

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    I really laughted out loud @ this one! emoticon

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NITTINNANA 1/2/2013 9:53AM

    Very good!

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GINA180847 1/2/2013 9:28AM

    I am with May Lee about thinking outside the box. Blonde's rule!

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GAYLLYNNE 1/2/2013 7:03AM

    Love being a blonde!!!

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 1/2/2013 5:51AM

    Okay. That was cute.

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SEAWILLOW 1/2/2013 5:42AM

    Funny!

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IMREITE 1/2/2013 12:47AM

    Cute

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MAYLEE425 1/2/2013 12:14AM

  That was clever!!! Funny! In a way it's like think outside the box even if it's suppose to be consider a blonde joke

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-FROGGIE- 1/2/2013 12:10AM

    emoticon Ha, ha, funny!


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