Pre Flight Instructions (found on Facebook)
Tuesday, January 01, 2013
Good Morning and Welcome to Flight 2013.
We are prepared for Take Off.
Please be sure your Attitude and Blessings are secured and in an Upright Position. All Self Destructive Devices should be turned off at this time. All Negativity, Hurt, and Discouragement should be put away.
Should we lose Attitude under Pressure during this Flight, reach up and pull down a Prayer. Prayers will be Automatically Activated by Faith. Once your Faith is activated you can assist other passengers.
There will be NO BAGGAGE allowed on this flight.
The Pilot has cleared us for Take Off: