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The Washcloth

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

I know you've read this before, but it is eternally funny!!!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologists later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was inParis or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school , when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No”, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
NAYPOOIE 1/2/2013 12:45AM


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WILSON425 1/2/2013 12:35AM

    emoticon That Dr really thought he or she was getting treated extra special. (All that glitter? Just for me??) LOL I too would never return.

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MI-ELLKAYBEE 1/2/2013 12:26AM


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2ABBYNORMAL 1/1/2013 11:58PM

    I've never read this before and it was extremely funny. Made me smile all day.

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DALID414 1/1/2013 10:22PM

    The start of vajazzeling! emoticon

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DOVESEYES 1/1/2013 10:06PM

    Oh my !!!

i love it

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