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The Philadelphia Eagles!!!!

Tuesday, January 01, 2013




A very dear friend of mine from Boston sent me this and thought I'd share!!!!



The Philadelphia Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Philadelphia .

For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets.

If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.



Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Philadelphia Eagles.


Q. How do you keep the Philadelphia Eagles out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.


Q. Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A. To the Eagles Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!


Q. What do you call a Philadelphia EAGLE with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.


Q. What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.


Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.



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Coming fom New England, I am a Patriots fan but I was really hoping the Eagles would have a better year this time but have to admit.....this is funny!!!
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IMEMINE1 1/16/2013 3:34PM

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ZANDASMOM1 1/2/2013 8:58PM

    This is great!!! My husband and father are die hard Eagles fans...I am going to have to share this with them!!! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 1/1/2013 9:34PM

    LOL!

Happy New Year! emoticon HUGS

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LTMURPHY7 1/1/2013 6:57PM

 


Bears aren't much better

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CATLADY52 1/1/2013 6:45PM

    I feel sorry for a fan of any of the Philadelphia teams. Better luck next decade. emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 1/1/2013 6:14PM

    Since I do not follow football... I can only empathize with the 'Eagles'.
Most of the people I know, that are football fans, are Patriots fans.
One thing is true.... when you are at rock bottom... the only way is UP !!
Audra

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BOBOBOBBI 1/1/2013 4:58PM

    Lol :) Happy New Year!

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BUTEAFULL 1/1/2013 2:30PM

    ouch

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GINIEMIE 1/1/2013 1:22PM

    Yep, it's funny not because I'm from their-Cleveland Browns...as bad as they have been is still my team-even though I don't follow or watch football. And thank God, Erik doesn't either. I like poking fun at the game....
Sorry, my bad!

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TRUCKERSMRS 1/1/2013 1:01PM

    We don't get a large amount of SuperBowl coverage here in the UK but do watch what we can.
As usual, this is really fab.
I'm looking forward to another year of side splitting blogs - you always brighten up the days.
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SENATOR9 1/1/2013 12:48PM

    Too bad Andy Reed had to loose his job
Go Packers

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