A very dear friend of mine from Boston sent me this and thought I'd share!!!!
The Philadelphia Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Philadelphia .
For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Philadelphia Eagles.
Q. How do you keep the Philadelphia Eagles out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A. To the Eagles Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Philadelphia EAGLE with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Coming fom New England, I am a Patriots fan but I was really hoping the Eagles would have a better year this time but have to admit.....this is funny!!!