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JOKE OF THE WEEK - NEW YEAR'S EVE


Monday, December 31, 2012

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive,
so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked
home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by
a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the
morning?" asked the police officer.

"I'm on my way to a lecture," answered Daniel.

"And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to
give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?"
enquired the constable sarcastically.

"My wife," slurred Daniel grimly.


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JANIEWWJD 1/8/2013 5:27PM

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    emoticon HAPPY NEW YEAR

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NORASPAT 12/31/2012 5:19PM

    Great1
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU

HUGS Pat in Maine,


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PRAIRIECROCUS 12/31/2012 4:13PM

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MORTICIAADDAMS 12/31/2012 2:16PM

    LOL!! Good one! Happy New Year, GF!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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BOBBIENORTHERN1 12/31/2012 12:54PM

  this one is really funny, I like it thanks

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KELPIE57 12/31/2012 12:45PM

    Happy New Year to you too Anna! Loved the joke.

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PHATPAT18 12/31/2012 11:21AM

    lol

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0309COOKIE 12/31/2012 10:30AM

    Lol.

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ALEXSGIRL1 12/31/2012 10:05AM

    love this be safe party at home and us wives gives the best lectures lol

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DOGMOMMA2THREE 12/31/2012 9:18AM

    Reminds me of the time I got pulled over at 2:00 a.m. by two cute, young Mounties. I rolled down the window and they asked if I had been drinking because I was going slow and was hugging the curb. They burst out laughing when I told them "this is my stupid boyfriend's truck, he got drunk, I had never driven it before, and just wait until I told him that I got pulled over"

One of the Mounties said to me "take it easy on him, at least he didn't make you walk home" emoticon

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WENDYJM4 12/31/2012 7:01AM

    so true. LOL

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JANIEWWJD 12/31/2012 3:28AM

    Oh what a lecture he is going to get!!!!! emoticon

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GOTTALOSE57 12/31/2012 1:46AM

    thank you everyone needs a little humor.


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SUSANBEAMON 12/31/2012 1:11AM

  and that's the truth

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