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JOKE OF THE WEEK - NEW YEAR'S EVE

Monday, December 31, 2012

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive,
so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked
home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by
a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the
morning?" asked the police officer.

"I'm on my way to a lecture," answered Daniel.

"And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to
give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?"
enquired the constable sarcastically.

"My wife," slurred Daniel grimly.


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