Why was the pig an unpopular party guest?

He kept hogging the punch.
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A man is shipwrecked and is the only survivor.

When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is purple. He can't believe it. The sky is purple. He walks around a bit and see's that there is purple grass, purple birds and purple fruit on the purple trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn purple, too.

"Oh no!" he says, "I think I've been marooned!"
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“You can only be young once but you can be immature forever.”
—Dave Barry
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