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Living in Oregon…According to Jeff Foxworthy

Sunday, December 30, 2012


THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT ‘LIVING IN OREGON’…

• If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in


Oregon.

• If you’ve worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon.

• If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live


in Oregon.

• If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon.

• If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Oregon.

• If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live in Oregon.



• If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in


Oregon.

• If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in


Central, Southern or Eastern Oregon.


• If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you


live in Oregon.

• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Oregon.

• If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in


Oregon.

• If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Oregon.

• If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Oregon.

• If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Oregon.

• If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the “Walk” signal, you live in Oregon.

• If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in


Oregon.

• If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle’s Best, and Dutch Bros, you live in Oregon.


[unless you're LDS]

• If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Oregon.


• If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Clatskanie, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and


Willamette, you live in Oregon.


• If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Oregon.


• If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling, you live in Oregon.


• If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in Oregon.


• If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Oregon.


• If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Oregon.


• If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Oregon.


• If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time,


you live in Oregon.


• If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your OREGON friends, you live or have lived in Oregon.











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-WRKNG2ABTTRME- 12/31/2012 2:01AM

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LINOVER 12/30/2012 8:58PM

    Jeff Foxworthy's comments have always made me laugh!

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LOOKINGUP2012 12/30/2012 2:56PM

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TXGRANDMA 12/30/2012 9:42AM

    I have heard the first part of the blog filled in with "Michigan" instead of "Oregon" and it applies! However, the rest of it was new to me...........FUNNY!!! I would like to visit to shop at the Northwood MFG and Outdoor RV's factories! They make the kind of RV's we want, and can't find any dealers for anywhere near here! The closest outdoor RV dealer is in Idaho or Utah, according to their website. emoticon

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NEWMOM20121 12/30/2012 9:30AM

    Very Funny. Don't live in Oregon, but northern CA. Almost the same thing.

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1CRAZYDOG 12/30/2012 9:03AM

    Too funny!!! Never lived in Oregon but vacationed there. HUGS for sharing.

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CAT-IN-CJ 12/30/2012 2:27AM

    Love it!!! Gotta love that guy!

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