Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.


    PATRICIAANN46   236,193
SparkPoints
100,000 or more SparkPoints
 
 
Oh My Gosh.........

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes, she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

The first man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning."

"That's very good!" replied Jennifer.

"And, now you sir?" she asked the second man.

"Hmmmmm.....let me see. A BLINK! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.....a BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said Jennifer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed." She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man "It's hard to beat the speed of light," she said.

Turning to Louie, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.

Old Louie replied, "After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."

"WHAT?!?" said Jennifer, stunned by the response.......

"Oh sure," said Louie. " You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, OR TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s_ _ _
my pants!"

Louie is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you! emoticon
SHARE
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

MISSDAISY23 1/3/2013 12:52PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
SHOAPIE 12/28/2012 12:35PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
MS.ELENI 12/28/2012 11:38AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
1CRAZYDOG 12/28/2012 10:21AM

  Uh oh . . . LOL!

Report Inappropriate Comment
TWEETYKC00 12/28/2012 4:44AM

    Love it!

Report Inappropriate Comment
ARTJAC 12/28/2012 2:45AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
123ELAINE456 12/28/2012 2:10AM

  LOL Right On. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Take Care.

Report Inappropriate Comment

Add Your Comment to the Blog Post


Log in to post a comment.