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Quotes On Sex

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Quotes On Sex

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
* Tom Clancy

“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
* Steve Martin

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
* Woody Allen

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
* Rodney Dangerfield

“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.”
* Matt Barry

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
* Camille Paglia

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”
* George Burns

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
* Sharon Stone

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she’s reading.”
* Steve Jobs

“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it, so I said “Thyroid problem?’”
* Arnold Schwarzenegger

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
* Barbara Bush

“Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
* Robin Williams

“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
* Roseanne

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
* Billy Crystal

“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”
* Robert De Niro

“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?”
* Dustin Hoffman

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
* Rod Stewart

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
* Robin Williams


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LODESTONE 12/27/2012 7:24PM

    Made my day! Thanks, Jules!

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MILLISMA 12/27/2012 2:31PM

    I'd had seem some of these and glad to see the rest. Too funny emoticon

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ANNCHER 12/27/2012 11:26AM

    How funny! Thanks for sharing. Have a great day! Hugs! emoticon

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TIME4COFFEE 12/27/2012 11:05AM

    Hilarious!

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THINRONNA 12/27/2012 9:37AM

    These are great!!!!!

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CATIATM 12/27/2012 9:10AM

    Barbara Bush said that?! Oh my! emoticon

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GAYLLYNNE 12/27/2012 8:33AM

    Very funny, that's for the morning smile!!!

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FISHERESS68 12/27/2012 4:57AM

    That was funny, Thanks for the laugh. emoticon

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WEARINGTHIN 12/27/2012 3:45AM

    We all need a little lightness now and then. Glenn

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