Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe!
Q: What did the grape say to the raisin?
A: 'Tis the season to be jelly.
Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!