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"Under The Sea"

Sunday, December 23, 2012

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments. Here are some of them -- the funny ones. The kids were all aged between 5 and 8 years...

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie age 6)

A dolphin breaths through an a**hole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7 )

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3G1RLS4ME 12/26/2012 10:37PM

    Too cute

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IMEMINE1 12/25/2012 7:46PM

    Merry Christmas. emoticon

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Merry Christmas to you and yours enjoy today....

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DIET_FRIEND 12/24/2012 12:06PM

    :)

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ALICERIEGER 12/24/2012 11:08AM

    Wonderful

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NAYPOOIE 12/24/2012 1:22AM

    kids say the most priceless things.

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DOVESEYES 12/24/2012 12:28AM

    lol out of the mouths of babes

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2ABBYNORMAL 12/23/2012 9:55PM

    Cute!
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DALID414 12/23/2012 9:05PM

    Oh the innocence

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